“If someone had told Diana on the morning of her seventeenth birthday that she’d be running late for school yet making stellar fashion choices, outfitted in high-waisted bell-bottoms and a crocheted top, she wouldn’t have doubted it. Though, she’d be especially proud of her pant selection.”

As voted on: the vibe is “Dancing Queen,” the MC gets a new hat, and it’s all a dream.

It’s rough running around with a name like William McGrillis Griswold. You know what would be even more rough? Being stuck in high school forever. This kid can’t catch a break…or can he?

“Gosh, what an unfortunate name. Maybe that name was the start of my unfortunate existence. Or maybe it was when we moved. Or maybe I did something long ago that upset the Universe.”

“He was alone. Or, at least, he felt like he was alone in the great, wide world, but, when you lived in an apartment that’d been haunted for the last hundred years, solitude of any nature was tricky to come by.”

As voted on, the MC is: running from something figuratively, lives in 1995, and believes in ghosts.